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Ladies love the married me more
Steve and Mia, Daily News Advice Columnists Posted: Friday, April 4, 2014, 3:01 AM
Q: I GOT married six months ago and, now that I wear a wedding ring, I notice Im getting more play from women than ever.
Whats that about?
Mia: They think youre Brad Pitt and theyre Angelina Jolie, and that your wife will be the next Jennifer Aniston.
Dont fall for it.
Steve: This is why I dont wear a wedding ring.
Q: We always host Easter, and this year Im dreading it.
When my wifes mom is around, its like my wifes been abducted by aliens from outer space.
My mother-in-law takes over our whole house. We stopped eating red meat years ago, but my mother-in-law always insists we have lamb and mint jelly.
My wife knows I dont want any of that crap but she just goes along with whatever her mother says.
It pisses me off.
Whenever they come, I start counting the days until they leave.
Mia: Do you want some cheese with that whine? Get over yourself.
Surely, they wont be there long. Suck it up and, while youre at it, make yourself a vegetarian entree so you wont be stuck with sides while everyones gnawing the meat off that lamb bone.
Steve: Mmmm, lamb bone!
Steve is a 50-something married man whos been around the block. Mia is a younger, recently married woman with an all-together different attitude. They may not agree, but they have plenty of answers. Contact them at S&M@phillynews.com or S&M c/o Daily News, 801 Market St., Philadelphia, PA 19107.
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